Smile awhile
JACK DANI ELS FI SHI NG STORY
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right
behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, And
carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
| You want what?????????????????? Another Holiday?????? |
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So you want a day off do you???. Let ’s take a look at w hat you are
asking for . There are 365 days per year available for w ork. There are
52 weeks per year in w hich you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for w ork. Since you spend 16 hours each
day aw ay fron w ork, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91
days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break
which counts for 23 days each year , leaving only 6 8 days available.
With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving
only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year
on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for
work. We are off 5 holidays per year , so your available w orking time
is dow n to 1 5 days. We generously give 14 days vacat ion per year
which leaves only 1 day available for w ork and I ’ll be darned if you
are going to take that day off!
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